October 3, 2011 with 104 notes
        tags: written word. query hell.

slushpilehell:

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?

It took me years to write, will you take a look?

I will not read your book in a house.

I will not read it with a mouse.

I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it anywhere.

I will not read your book, you see.

I will not read it, author wannabe.

At least my query is better than this guy. (Hopefully.)

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